I Should Be the Leader of the Free World..

2008-07-18T03:40:00.000-07:00

Alright, that was a quick joke.

But seriously folks, I'm completely dumbfounded by the lack of sense our country operates with. Between the federal criminalization of marijuana, the construction of a 700 mile wall along the U.S.-Mexican border (there is close to 2,000 miles along that southern strip of land people!), George W. Bush's re-election in 2004, etc., it appears that our country is falling by the fucking wayside.

OK, I know what you're thinking, "Oh great, another left-winged nutjob who sits on his ass and bitches and blogs about shit he will do absolutely nothing about." I understand what you are saying and where you are coming from, but your are wrong. So very, very wrong.

First, let me refute that from the get-go by saying I am actually Libertarian. So the initial part of your statement that you may or may not have said/thunk (fun little work isn't it?) is landing on deaf ears. As for the rest, I'll discuss activism in later blogs (if you give me a chance by reading them in the future) and to prove I'm not just your average blogging bitch. OK, enough of that, a bit about myself and why I created this blog.

My name is Josh and I "inhale" quite frequently. If that turns you off, then this is not a good blog for you to be reading. Alot of issues I will discuss will be whatever intrigues/is relevant to me. I will say, however, my interests are broad and I promise you I won't clutter this blog with personal shit that happens to me. This is not a "confessional" blog and I don't intend to use it as such.

Now, you may notice that I use a lot of four, five, or even eight letter words. It is of my humble opinion that words are just that, words. Saying "doo doo" does not change the fact that you are still meaning "shit." Similarly, saying "gosh darn it!" does not change the fact that you are meaning "god damn it!" Got it? I knew, you could.

Also, I don't have an editor that I can just pull out of my ass whenever I want to. So please, grammar police stay away. I'll try to make this as readable as possible, but if I fudge a bit on my sentence structure I apologize. OK, not really.

So that's about it. I hope you enjoy. I'll get an email account up for this blog soon, and I'll post it on a later entry for you if you want to send me suggestions or to simply tell me about that amazing dank you just scored last weekend.

Josh

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I Should Be the Leader of the Free World..